The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”
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I would extend that and I really want to say ""I woke up and I realised how much I really miss you, our cuddles and our laughter and these days...
Which one is more "explosive"?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ5Bjcw5bgE...
recently my wife had to have minor surgery on her hand, she is in alot of pain her pain was so bad that she began to cry my teenage niece laughed at her...
i hear you can die from laughter but is it true?...
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any good jokes...
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