Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse’s name is Friday.
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I am wondering... if you meet someone and say they have a gorgeous face, a beaming personality, a GREAT body and they are genuinely REALLY...
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