Beat the Casino
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
What We Learn From the Movies
– It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
– A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. (more…)
Pissing Contest into a Bar
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: “I’ll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop.”
The bartender laughs and says, (more…)
Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It
– Accidents Happen: The Story of YOU
– The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched
– Some Kittens Can Fly
– You Can Paint Anywhere!
– Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
– Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her
– The Attention Deficit
funny Pixar Cars scene
A funny pit stop scene from the movie Pixar Cars with Lightning McQueen - the young, quick race car.