Laughter Land

Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that’s a Facilities problem.

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

”But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she asked. He replied, ”Just send me a postcard and write ’spaghetti’ on the back. I’ll take care of expenses.”
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The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

-”The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

One of the most used ways to develop positive relations with others, to give a ripple of partialism (or subjectivity) to a conversation and to define intentions concerning society is laughter. This is a reaction that is specific to humans being regulated by the brain. There is a special science that studies laughter – gelotology.

Laughter is a physiological and audible reaction. When we laugh our brain sends signals to our body so that we start moving our arms and our facial muscles are contracting. Laughing is an expression of joy and pleasure and it can start from stimuli like tickling or a joke. But these are not the only ways to laugh – there are another ‘artificial’ ways, which are based on inhaling nitrous oxide and smoking cannabis. (more…)

Some people just can’t stop laughing

This girl in having a laugh for the Dad at Comedy Barn laughter video

Wait for the old pops in the middle to start laughing and you’l not be able to stop Yes, that is his real laugh!

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?”

“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her cat in her arms.

“Hey, lady”, yells Larry, “Throw me the cat!”

“No,” she cries, “It’s too far!”

“I play football. I can catch it!”

The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat goodbye and throws it down to the street.

Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.

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