Laughter Land

Nothing that funny but we have a massive trampoline in the backyard and my Mum always gets out there with me and we jump around for ages and it’s so funny a 43yr old and an 18yr old jumpin around the neighbours are all like “WTF?!”

My Dad strolled out one day and we told him to get up on and he’s like “No” …”YES dad, get on it” “YEAH BRY-ANNA (his names Bryan but we all called him Bry-anna when he’s being a total sook) so he jumps up there and he seriously hasn’t jumped on it in 32 of his 44yrs of life I don’t think and it was the most hilarious thing. It was like a baby deer on an ice trampoline! He just couldn’t co-ordinate his jump and you know how you land at the same time as someone else and you almost stop dead because there’s no spring? He was doing that and going flying into my Mum and knocking her *** over t*t. It was probably a ‘had to be there’ moment but man it cracked me up so bad I couldn’t breathe and was doubled over in laughter, poor guy. “Jump when Mum’s NOT jumping Dad, like when she’s airborn!” so he pushes off just as she lands and she goes flying past him to the other side of the trampoline “God Zara! Watch where your going” He’s fault but he blames Mum lol

I am on the ground for at least ten minutes when my mom tries to use "hip lingo, words of today" -yes she has said that before.

What really gets my is when I do something wierd( like pick my nose in front of her) and she is like "you are a trip, chicka" I mean damn I'm laughing just thinking about it.

Or when she runs across the house for her ringing cell phone. She is a VERY slow walker and seeing her sprint for a phone is hilariously bizarre.

Well not my mom, but my friends mom. Well we were playing catch phrase, and her mom was reallly drunk (it was hilarious!) anyway, I forget but somehow she said something about p.or.n and then my friend (oldest) said "like that video you showed us!" (her and her little sister(12) then her little sister started singing, "its my di.ck in a box!" and we all started crackin up. HAD TO BE THERE. lol....

me and my mom were drivin and she tried to say one of my "weird quotes" that i say and she completely screwed it up and knew it. she was laughing so hard and it made me laugh. we were both in tears and had to pull over for like ten minutes.
you had to be there.

My mom told me that she "took a dump." I just about died. Then she said something about a concert she went to being "slammin." She also thinks it's cool to say that things are "crazy sexy cool." I kind of feel like bashing my head against a wall.

Mom mom acused me of having sex on the couch. Completely opposite of the guy, he was playing video games, and I was texting. And a friend was sitting there. Mind you she walks upstairs in a nighty thing, with no pants or bra on. All three of us just start dying laughing(:

When I was swimming a few days ago, my mom wore these goggles that made her eyes look funny. The made one eye look really big, and it scrunched up the other one. It was the funniest thing, I was crying from laughter.

My mom just recently added me on facebook and deided to like everything. this includes pervy jokes and everytime she likes them I can't help but laugh cause she didn't know until recently that I make jokes like that

My mom went to get a pedicure. and when she sat in the massage chair she was going to put on her seat belt.
Till she realized she wasn't in a car. LMAO

my mom looked at her sister today and said you are the fred to my george. My aunt had no idea what she meant and i was on the floor laughing !

I don't have parents or a guardian so....nothing.

-Katy(: