Spread the laughter...?
I heard when people are in a happy and positive mood it is contagious and it's true. I've been looking up blonde jokes which is pretty ironic because I'm a blonde, but I think they are really funny. Have you got any good jokes? The best one will receive 10 points (it doesn't have to be a blonde joke). Here is my joke:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' .... he said with a deep sigh...
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
Aye Aye Aye says the mexican man as he opens his lunch box burritos again I'm so sick of this if i get them one more time i swear i'm going to jump of this building!
I know what you mean man says the irish man if i get these corned beef sandwiches tomorrow i think i will join you .
O ya me to i always get a ham and cheese role i will jump if i get them again too adds the blonde.
so the next day the mexican got burritos and jumped followed the irish man who got corned beef and then the blonde jumps after revealing his ham and cheese role.
so the day of the funerals the now widows of the 3 builders gather around consoling each other.
-if only i knew how much seamus disliked beef i wouldn't of given it to him weeps the irish wife.
-i know i would have given hosae nachos or faitas instead says the mexican mans wife.
the blonde mans wife replys.............
-well don't look at me jonny made his own lunch
I got a guy blonde joke
A blonde guy and his wife walk into a bank when all of a sudden a masked robber with a gun runs straight past them
He orders everyone on the ground while he steals the cash
but, while he puts the cash in the bag his mask slips off and he shoots the guy watching him
then slips the mask back on and screams 'who else saw my face, come on own up NOW!'
He shoots another man and says 'Alright then he better be the last one then' and starts gathering his stuff
The blonde guy stands up and says 'I think my wife might have got a peak'
there were four people in an plane. a proffesional athlete, George Bush, a schoolboy and a priest. the plane is about to crash and there are only three parachutes.
well the athlete says that he has lots of fans and alot of people will be dissapointed if he died so he takes a parachute and jumps of the plane. then George Bush says he has to run the country so he also jumps of the plane.
then the priest says I want to do one last good deed before I die, so you could jump off woth the last parachute. but the the schoolboy says they could both go. the priest asks how. the schoolboy says that the president took his backpack by mistake.
Hope you enjoyed! =)