Once again... I need my prescription of laughter filled for today.?
any good jokes
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There's a plane going across the Atlantic carrying a Frenchman ,an Englishman ,a Mexican and a Texan. All but one one engine dies. After they dump all the luggage and seats, along with everything not nailed down,the Pilot yells back, "One of you is going to to have to make the Ultimate sacrifice. So the Englishman jumps off and yells "God save the queen." The Pilot yells back, "still to much weight". So the French man jumps off the plane and yells, Viva la France," , The pilot once again yells back, "still too much weight", and the Texan throws the Mexican off the plane and yells, "remember the Alamo."
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There's a plane going across the Atlantic carrying a Frenchman ,an Englishman ,a Mexican and a Texan. All but one one engine dies. After they dump all the luggage and seats, along with everything not nailed down,the Pilot yells back, "One of you is going to to have to make the Ultimate sacrifice. So the Englishman jumps off and yells "God save the queen." The Pilot yells back, "still to much weight". So the French man jumps off the plane and yells, Viva la France," , The pilot once again yells back, "still too much weight", and the Texan throws the Mexican off the plane and yells, "remember the Alamo."
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