Knock Knock jk that will knock you out!... from laughter!!!?
Knock Knock!
whos there?
Raleigh!
Raleigh who?
Orange ya glad i didn't say Raleigh round the flag boys?!
does anyone think that was funny?
here's one that most people would enjoy:
A man walks into a bakery and asks for some bread. The baker informs him that he has had a busy day and all stocks are sold out.
The man then asks for a white bread roll. The baker informs him again that he has no bread!
The man asks “Can I have a brown roll then?”
The baker starts to get annoyed and says “I will spell it out for you” and letter-by-letter he spells it out:
I
H
A
V
E
N
O
B
R
F
A
D
!
The man says, “There's no 'F' in Bread”
The baker replies, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along”
here's one that most people would enjoy:
A man walks into a bakery and asks for some bread. The baker informs him that he has had a busy day and all stocks are sold out.
The man then asks for a white bread roll. The baker informs him again that he has no bread!
The man asks “Can I have a brown roll then?”
The baker starts to get annoyed and says “I will spell it out for you” and letter-by-letter he spells it out:
I
H
A
V
E
N
O
B
R
F
A
D
!
The man says, “There's no 'F' in Bread”
The baker replies, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hussein
Hussein who?
I seen you and what you was doing wasn't nice
Added later
Knock knock
who's there?
What, how, why
What, how, why, who?
All these questions. What are you, a cop?
Who's there?
Hussein
Hussein who?
I seen you and what you was doing wasn't nice
Added later
Knock knock
who's there?
What, how, why
What, how, why, who?
All these questions. What are you, a cop?
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Nothing!
Nothing who?
...
Whos there?
Nothing!
Nothing who?
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