Cross the Road… Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Traveling on Friday
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse’s name is Friday.
Beat the Casino
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
What We Learn From the Movies
– It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
– A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. (more…)
Pissing Contest into a Bar
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: “I’ll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop.”
The bartender laughs and says, (more…)
Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It
– Accidents Happen: The Story of YOU
– The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched
– Some Kittens Can Fly
– You Can Paint Anywhere!
– Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
– Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her
– The Attention Deficit
funny Pixar Cars scene
A funny pit stop scene from the movie Pixar Cars with Lightning McQueen - the young, quick race car.
Meeting the Parents
A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he’s a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how (more…)
Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris sent a picture of himself in the crouched position to the IRS. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes…EVER
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How does one gain a unique anatomy of Laughter inside oneself?
Laughter is the best Medicine. But to complete from small to bigger cycles of Laughter would need meaning and humour, getting better and better each time....Has suppressed laughter ever left you requiring medical attention ?
"Hmmmmfff-f-f-f-f-f-f - Owwww"!!!...Tears and Laughter...?
Why is it that we burst INTO tears and yet we burst OUT laughing?...DESPERATE FOR LAUGHTER?
...If only tears were laughter If only night was day If only prayers were answered Then we would hear God say ?
...How do you control your laughter when your ex husband's wife shows up with a new guy..?
in the car when she drops off the kids?My ex husband's wife is our "middle man" for picking up and dropping off the kids for...